Day One: Avoid Voodoo Dolls

Hey! Unless you are awesome and follow my Evil Genius Guide to Disneyland blog, you probably don't know me... Don't worry, I won't hold it against you... For long... You will eventually become part of the awesomeness!

There are a few things I really love doing: Being evil, being geniusy, drinking, swearing, sarcasm and sitting on my ass, not doing a damn thing.

So when my brother-in-law said,"Hey! Disney, STAR WARS Half Marathon. We should do it."

WTF?

Some how, some where along the line, I got registered for it. Which brings me to now. 200 or so days to go from lazy dude to guy-who-can-finish-a-half-marathon. Should be fun right? At least I can write about it.

Goals:
1. Finish under my own power... within the time limit.
2. Not stab my brother-in-law in the process.
3. Have fun.

For clarification sake. "Stab" does include but not limited to, stabbing, shooting, Kerrigan-ing, voodoo dolls, stoning, and forcing to listen to Justin Bieber(Beiber? Eh, who gives a shit).

A bit about me.

I am... awesome. Obviously. I am over weight. I am out of shape. I have Graves Disease(Just like Missy Elliot!) and a touch of the type 2 Diabetes. I am sick and tired of being sick and tired... Annnnd I am not sure if I can do this.

Today is Day One. 214 more to go.

Sodas are done. Fast Food is a thing of the past. Vegetables are still crappy. Exercise commencing in a lil bit.

Plan for today? Walk.

I plan to update this blog as much as possible. Sometimes it will be fun, sometimes... MOST times I will be negative, but luckily for you... that's when I am at my most adorable!

Have I mentioned I also write a Disney Blog?

-Jumba

P.S. Any of you have an extra Fitbit Flex laying around or willing to send me money so I can save up and buy one? No? Worth a shot!

P.P.S. I love writing Post Scrips... just an FYI

P.P.P.S. Apparently Lea Thompson is still alive and in a movie called Ping Pong Summer... AND THAT IS A FUCKING FACT!

P.P.P.P.S. The Evil Genius Blog Empire is growing!!! Slowly... but still...