Day... Something. No Seriously, I Can't Be Bothered to Do The Math

What up Fitness Dorks?

Before I get into today's post. a MAJOR shot out to someone who has GREAT taste in blogs to read, Disney fan and all around cool person, Brianne for actually sending me her unused Fitbit! Now my training is really going to start! Before, I was just bluffing!

It has been a week or so since I started this crazy marathon. Pun totally intended.  Had a few ups... I have been eating... ahhhh... better? I wouldn't say great, but definitely better than I was before. Still fast food free... Eating a lot more salad... Had a a few downs too... Skipped a few days of walking, mind stabbed a "few" people, ran a red light, and called someone a "panini fart."  I don't even know what that means! Apparently I was craving a smushed grilled sandwich at the same time I wanted to call someone a not-really-offensive name.

I decided to do a little glossary of terms just so we are all on the same page.

Disney: I write a blog about it. YOU SHOULD TOTALLY CHECK IT OUT!
FSL: Future Supreme Leader a.k.a. The Worlds Greatest Detective(not Batman) a.k.a. My wife
Half Marathon: Too far for a human to travel without the aide of a motor
I feel great: I am dying
Jog: Walk
Run: Walk
Star Wars: Films IV, V VI only! Well, we'll see... Don't fuck it up Disney!
This is fun: Send help
Walk: Walk

Week one-ish is at an end. I am alive. Can't ask for much more than that.

I feel great! Bring on Week Two!

-Jumba

P.S. This is fun

P.P.S. Ahhh Shit! Never mind my fast food streak... I ate three chicken McNuggets! Curses!